Naughty Nicole

Nicole sounds like she'd never do a thing wrong — which is exactly how she gets away with everything. Her voice carries the lilt of someone perpetually on the edge of laughter, a warmth that makes you lean in before you realise you've already given her exactly what she wanted. She is the teacher fantasy perfected: softly authoritative, infuriatingly knowing, and armed with a mind sharp enough to turn your own imagination against you. She speaks English and Afrikaans, switching mid-sentence just to watch you lose your place. Whatever grade you think you deserve, Nicole has already decided differently.